It’s that time of the year when social media bleeds red. On one side, Valentine’s day advertisements take cheesiness to a whole new level. On the other side, couples post dedication posts to their partners for the “they’re so cute” comments. Being super single among all these shenanigans is tough, tbh. No one really understands our emotions because, well, marketers earn more bucks with couples than with singles.
With Valentine’s day coming, the super single people of the world should ideally join hands and have their own party. Since that ain’t happening, they should do these things instead:
Get your favourite chocolate and a bucket of ice cream for yourself.
Order something on Amazon a few days before V-day and act surprised when you get it.
Attend online classes and wallow.
Stay away from social media and blame consumerism.
Take a walk or meet up with your other single friend(s).
Who told there isn’t a thing called ‘solo date night‘? Take a good bath, do your skincare routine, light that scented candle and watch a rom-com.
Be the third wheel for your committed friend only for the free food.
Enjoy how people around you are doing good and be happy because singlehood is not that bad. Right?
Send surprise gifts to your loved ones; the ones who are there for you no matter what. After all, Valentine’s day is not just about romantic relationships!
Meditate. And then cry yourself to sleep.
Swipe your way through dating apps.
Think about what Valentine’s Day was like during your school days.
Watch Instagram Reels and you won’t know the time pass by.
Call your parents. Even better, take them out for dinner unless they have plans.
Masturbate, because why the hell not?
Pray to god that you will get a good partner this year.
Ask yourself – What is the meaning of life?
Open your fridge 100 times to see if the food you crave magically appears.
Listen to Hridyam’s iconic playlist and dream your love life.
Watch cute and weird dog and cat videos.
Take a ride to the nearest mall and window shop.
See what your ex is doing on Valentine’s Day.
Learn financial planning. Enthengilum oru gunam undavatte.
Well, here’s our super single guide to surviving Valentine’s Day. Glad you liked it. You’re welcome and singledom ki jai!
